Aug 21, 2006

I Love You - But...

There is one clause in my marriage that if breached, allows for total absolution of the vows. It is lovingly referred to as the "Speedo Clause". If Juergen ever wears one, our marriage is over. Kaput. Finito. Dunzo.


Thank goodness Juergen is not internet savvy or else he might read this.

3 comments:

mom of 2 said...

Speedos should be outlawed!!!

Sharon said...

I don't know but I think Juergen would look pretty sexy in a Speedo...ya know he's got the whole European thing going. Now Mike on the other hand I would die laughing if I ever saw him in one! Imagine...ok let's not!

SoCalGal said...

Phew, thanks for that clause, kiddo...not sure if I could head north for our luncheon of Nutella if men in Speedos were floating around. ;)