Aug 27, 2006

Survey Says!

Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids? 'Have you ever kissed someone?' 'Missed someone?' 'Told someone you loved them?' 'Drank alcohol?'
I got this from Chunk's blog :)

1. What bill do you hate paying the most: Water softener bill
2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner: Anywhere sans kids
3. Last time you puked from drinking? When I was 20?
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?- I danced on a pony wall once with other ladies
5. Name of your first grade teacher?- Janet and Heather will kill me but I can’t remember!
6. What do you really want to be doing right now? Sipping fine wine on a yacht in the South of France, why?
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?- Drag car race driver like Shirley Muldowney!
8. How many colleges did you attend?- 1 (and that was enough thankyouverymuch)
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?- It’s new
10. GAS PRICES! First thought?- They suck!
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you...- I'd move to California with my whole fam damily!
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?- Curse you Juergen!
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?- Man am I TIRED! And "Should I go pee?"
14. Favorite style of underwear?- Boy Cut Briefs
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite/same sex?- Thong. (just kidding)
16. What errand/chore do you despise?- Vaccuming
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?- No(!)
18. Get up early or sleep in?-Sleep in!!
19. What is your favorite cartoon character? - Sheepdog who watches the sheep
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?- Play Twister (oh, wait...)
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?- Isn’t that an oxy moron type question?
Um. There is no 22 and 23 so onward we go, I guess
24. Your favorite lunch meat?- Fresh roasted chicken
25. What do you get every time you go into Costco?- Haven’t been in forever
26. Beach or lake?- Beach
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?- Certainly not! Maybe they died in their late 30's when marriage gets REAL hard!
28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?- Jenna (“Pam”) from The Office
29. Favorite guilty pleasure? - Gossip blogs
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?- Pornos (again, just kidding)
31. What's your drink?- White wine
32. Gay Cowboys or Indians?- Gay Cowboys
33. Cops or Robbers?- Depends on who’s better lookin’
34. Do you cheer for the bad guy?- If he's likable and believable
35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?- Anna Nicole Smith ;)
36. If you had to pick one, which cast member of "Lost" would you be?- Don’t watch the show
37. What do you want when you are sick?- My Mom
38. Who from high school would you like to run into?- Hmmmm…
39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?- 105.3 Kiss Fm
42. Norm or Cliff?- Norm
43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?- Simpsons
44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?- No regrets here
45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?- I work from home - alone!
46. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?- I answer this, that person mysteriously dies and I am framed for their murder. Good try...
47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?- Regis Philbin
48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?- Regis Philbin
49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?- No
50. Last book you read for real?- The Purpose Driven Life
51. Do you have a teddy bear?- An antique one hubby bought me!
52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?- In a lake
53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?- Santa Barbara
54. Number of texts in a day?- Zero
55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?- Seeing I am happily married and could stand the cash - a career
56. Do you go to church?- Yes
57. Pencil or pen?- Pen
58. Bueller??? Bueller??? Bueller?? - Classic, Classic, Classic
59. How many jobs have you had?- Pizza maker, health care aid, convenience store clerk, copywriter, secretary, Mom, domestic goddess extraordinaire
60. What do you want to achieve in life?- World peace


mom of 2 said...

Love the list!

JanBan said...

Uhm Joy, #5?

Mrs. Baxter!

Shaking my head...

Joy said...

In my defence - I couldn't narrow it down on #5...but at least I was right with the reaction!


Connie :) said...

Yay Joy, new top! Hey, maybe we could be neighbours in Cali...see you there!