Friday evening we had plans to go out for dinner with my sister-in-law and her husband. I decided to get a little dressed up for the ocassion and put on a new dress and heels just for fun. While I waited for hubby (I always have to wait for him) I decided to water my window boxes. Up I hopped onto the rocks, barely balancing myself in my oh-so-cute leopard-print strapless heels, propping up my arm to begin the watering when !POOF! a *FROG* JUMPS OUT of the window box and comes FLYING AT MY FACE and believe it or not HITS ME IN THE CHIN... then, FALLS ONTO MY CHEST (and here is the part where I tell you this dress is a low v-neck design) and before it had the chance to fall down my dress, I managed to throw the watering can down, regain my balance and WHOOSH it off me like it was on fire. A few nasty expletives completed the experience as I ran inside to inform my husband I was just sucker punched by a frog in our front yard. And worse off, it almost got to second base with me.
I can't make this stuff up!