...your nails never break when they are un-polished?
...the moment you decide to check out at the grocery store is the exact same time everyone else does too
...when you crave a Diet Coke sooooo bad, there is none left in the fridge
...kids have all the energy in the world but when you ask them to do something they appear totally and utterly exhausted
...cordless phones never seem to stay on the charger
...kids love to tease but hate getting teased
...laundry is not that hard a chore yet seems the most arduous
...one simple glass of wine can lead to so many more ;)
...when you discipline a child usually the first word out of their mouth is 'but'
...someone always flushes the toilet when you're in the shower
...the wildest and wackiest dreams you have happen when you sleep on your back
...at a gathering, the dog will always annoy and pester the one person who HATES dogs the most
...your intentions are good but your follow-through is weak
...sitting on the couch at 2:30 p.m. can easily turn you into your grandparents...zzz
...coffee always tastes better at someone else's house
..if you don't get time to read your favorite blogs you get cranky?! :)